So, while Maggie may be the cutest dog in existence (see photos), she is definitely not the easiest or most relaxed puppy around. She loves attention, and she doesn’t particularly like it if all attention is being paid to someone else….
Right. So whenever Ian and I have sex, the dog takes it personally. She generally does something bad but we never quite know what it will be. For a while she had a habit of trying to find a stuffed animal and eat its head or tail. Other day, however, we had left a pail of dirty diapers at the top of the stairs. Of course, Maggie decided to take it upon herself to eat said diapers. Disgusting, yes. Especially since she left diaper bits all down the stairs.
But the kicker? The next day when I was walking her, she pooped diapers. Oh, the irony.
*this story was “edited” by Ian. I wanted to start with a warning about the fact that I was going to mention sex. He thought it took away from the story.
… definitely the last time I try to edit an editor … apparently “getting intimate” is not suggestive enough!
That’s the most hilarious (in a -I’m the parent of a toddler so grossness is just part of life- way) thing I’ve heard in a long time… :-) (I’m adding the smiley in hopes that C. doesn’t read this!)
I never laughed so loud from reading a blog. Pooping diapers….. can it get more ironic? Your dog is hilarious.